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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:06

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...