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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Padres’ Fernando Tatis Jr. files complaint seeking to void future-earnings deal - San Diego Union-Tribune

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

How Cocaine Hijacks the Brain - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Ozempic and Mounjaro Patients Report Potentially Fatal New Side Effect - bestlifeonline.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

49ers Sign WR Malik Knowles, Place WR Trent Taylor on IR, and Other Roster Moves - San Francisco 49ers

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Weight stigma isn’t just cruel — it makes losing weight harder - CNN

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

How will the international community, especially the United Nations and major powers like the US, respond to the breakdown of the Gaza cease - fire by Israel on March 18 and the resulting large - scale conflict?

Still no good.

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Who's your celebrity crush?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...